When we first started dating my gf had no idea what shipping was.
This morning she told me she ships my tortoise and his food bowl…..
is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator
If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?
It got even better
If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic
no but seriously imagine it this way
a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object
you must be fun at parties
The iHugU. Bringing internet friends that much closer.
Ever felt like actually hugging your internet friends, and not just sitting there in you room awkwardly caressing your laptop?
Yeah, me too.
i want one
please PLEASE make this a thing
school has just taught me so many helpful life lessons
like i don’t know what a mortgage is or how it works or what a tax refund is and how you even do taxes
but i know how to graph an imaginary number on a coordinate plane
Asked by spark4451
awww thanks it was during my freshman year :)